All Those Hours

O my Sprocket, my joy and my heart, all those hours you thought that you spent watching Shrek and Toy Story (One, Two and Three). They didn't happen kiddo. Nup. A figment of your (very good)imagination.
You were outside climbing trees. 
Honest. Your memories of your best friend Buzz Lightyear and your role models the Grasshoppers? (Bugs Life) Just your mind playing tricks. The vagaries of memory.
You were not inside curled in your daddy's lap, eyes glued to the screen. You were outside climbing trees like all children should spend their childhood. 
And I have the photos to prove it. Ahem.